Topless young women were arrested in Los Angeles outside a Bernie Sanders rally after they refused police orders to don a shirt. I can almost read their minds, “Fascist pigs! I’ll never wear a shirt!”
The Sanders supporters want to “Free The Nipples.” From clothes, I guess. Some of their compatriots turned up at a Trump rally last month. Those young ladies were demanding “Nipple Equality.” Equality with what we’re not sure. Each other? The opposable thumb? Who knows?
We haven’t spent much time researching the subject, but we suppose the protesters are vehemently opposed to tan lines. It’s the 21st Century after all – and we still have tan lines? Barbarous. No justice, no peace!
Still, you have to admit this is a great country. If the worst thing people have to complain about is freeing the nipples then I’d say they have it pretty good.